Category, Level 2 Theory

"Money is what makes a man not funny". Just saw Niall Ferguson interviewed on the Colbert Report. He says "anything can be money". True that. But I'd like to clarify what money is. Money is energy. If that sounds a little "New Age", forgive me. I'll give it legs. Wait. Let me stop real quick to eat a hand-full of nuts. ...2 minutes later. Ah, that's better. You see, I can't think straight if I'm too hungry. The little mouse in the wheel in my brain doesn't have enough energy to run. So I need to eat - recharge the batteries with food. And food, is of course, energy. Not just "converted to ener...

There are some people who would see every element of humanity as a result of natural selection. Currently, I am one of them. If something is unexplicable in terms of natural selection, I will simply assume all that is missing is a good explanation and some supporting data to show that it probably does exists as a result of natural selection. "Opposable thumb?" Good for climbing trees and grasping tools. "Language?" Great way to communicate with members of the group who you are probably working with to help proliferate common genes. "Consciousness?" Ahh, that holiest of human traits. "There's ...

Yes, a new term only a Quanologist could come up with. GPP - Genetic Proliferation Potential. GPP is a variable which obviously denotes an individual's potential in genetic proliferation. For those of you just joining us, here's a bit of background. As nature sees it, we are here to pass on our genes. There are different ways to do this - some men sleep around, some men are loyal fathers, some women seek the support of multiple men, and some women seek out one man for a long-term relationship. It's all part of the Universe. But in this quest for genetic proliferation, some are better equipped ...

Here, we'll discuss why Michael Jordan and Eminem are smart, but their IQs might not reflect this. Who cares about intelligence anyway? What you want is to succeed in life. This article will explain that you have to be intelligent to succeed, but you don't need a high IQ. And since there are an infinite number of ways of succeeding, there is an infinite number of intelligence definitions. And of course, we cannot measure success without knowing what it is. If intelligence is the extent to which someone is successful (not their capability to be successful), then we must define what success is b...

Be forewarned, for those looking for some new romantic, intangible definition of this deified emotion, this article will leave you with a sneer. The definition of love is so clear in my head, that I can hardly imagine the time when it wasn't - when pop songs trying to crystallize it would almost make sense to me. I used to love those songs. Now I can only think about how the singer has no idea what he's talking about. Indeed I too wear a sneer. The Moral Animal  A book on evolutionary psychology called The Moral Animal changed my life.  It convinced me how all-powerful and all-encompassing...

We hereby define a new term used to describe our "strategy" in life. Are you a giver, a taker, a lover, a fighter, macho guy, sensitive guy, Madonna, slut, etc - it's all really your GPS. If evolutionary psychologists are right - and they do seem to be gaining credibility and attention these days - then our personalities are largely endowed to us by Mother Nature during the process of evolution. In fact, your personality is simply an adaptation created and managed to help you navigate your environment and successfully proliferate your genes. Notice we talk about a gene proliferation strategy...

Disclaimer Evolution has been used as a justification for a good bit of hate and violence over the years, so let me take the first paragraph to state that this is a joyous and hopeful article about evolution which is meant to point out the positive aspects of this wondrous subset of evolution in which humanity currently finds itself. You see, we no longer evolve physically as a species, we evolve culturally. We learn all about evolution as a process for physical change in a species via genetic mutations over a period of time, but there has since been a definition of cultural change over a per...

  I'm a big Bill Maher fan, so I'll take a page from him. "New Rule: you can't say that God created all the good things in the world and all the bad things were created by Man." Science tells us that Good & Evil are human, conscious constructs and the Universe doesn't have an opinion. "Why are there bad people in the world", "Why does God allow all this suffering", "How could they change the original Chex Mix recipe". These are all questions that people ask in an attempt to understand "the mind of God". In doing so, you assume that God has a conscious mind and made things the way they ar...